Happy April Fool’s Day!

Volume: Loud Chuckles
Issue: Who’s fooled?
Date: April 1, 2022

Happy April Fool’s Day!

“I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.”—William Golding, author Lord of the Flies

“The truth is, I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let men sometimes fool themselves.”—Marilyn Monroe

“Always remember, money isn’t everything—but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”—Earl Wilson

“It’s easy to fool the eye but it’s hard to fool the heart.”—Al Pacino

“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”—Robert Frost

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”—Plato

“Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.”—African Proverb”

”The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.”—Josh Billings

“Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”— Mark Twain

“He who hesitates is a damn fool.”—Mae West

“Life is one fool thing after another where as love is two fool things after each other.”—Oscar Wilde

“I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.”—Jonathan Swift

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”—Samuel Butler

“Every day should be a good day. People fool themselves that they’ll be here forever.”—Stephen A. Schwartzman

“A man may be a fool and not know it. But not if he’s married.”—H.L. Mencken

“Fool! Don’t you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.”—Cleopatra

“When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. What the hell, leap.”—Cynthia Heimel

“Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.”—Agatha Christie

“A naked woman in heels is a beautiful thing. A naked man in shoes looks like a fool.”—Christian Louboutin

“The wise are wise only because they love. The fools are fools only because they think they can understand love.”—Paulo Coelho

“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.”—Stanley Weiser

“An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.”—Kevin Hart

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”—Laurence J. Peter

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”—Elbert Hubbard

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”—Joey Adams

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”—Will Rogers

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There’s no use in being a damn fool about it.”—W.C. Fields